Congrats to the thief who returned the jersey, who is now just a piece of shit and not the biggest piece of shit in the history of Florida.

Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!

Howard Dean may have a theory

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

I’ve watched that video probably dozens of times and I have no idea why but I think it is fucking fantastic.

Jeb is a MESS

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

You know that feeling you get when you see those families where they all truly love one another and can express it well while you’re reminded of you own dysfunctional family that can barely manage a single holiday without screaming, tears, and changes to the will?

Spurs players will now have bonding sessions while playing Dungeons and Dragons. Awesome.

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.