Man just reading about this makes my tibial plateau ache.

I went to an orthopedic doctor about some knee pain. They prescribed a knee brace, I tried it on, and it felt a little tight. They said it would stretch over time, so I left with it. It didn’t stretch at all, so I went back and exchanged it the next day. Then they sent me a bill for the second knee brace. Another 87…

Hee.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

Decades of many people wanting the federal government to do something, whatever that something is, leads me to believe that we give lip service to libertarianism...but we really aren’t libertarians.

If that was true the party and its candidates wouldn’t be the fucking joke it is now.

This guy was never going to go anywhere. Americans really aren’t libertarian anyway.

“Look at this poor who is taking our picture.”

Holy shit

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

This is the darkest timeline

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

Gee...I wonder what could have been so distracting...

“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”