There’s no car manufacturing in NZ, so we get whatever the Aussies and Japanese are willing to ship over in exchange for hobbit fur and signed photos of Gandalf.

That’s not sitcom, it’s a Leslie Nielsen movie.

I know he’s a kid, but it would have been glorious if when they threw him the signed ball it hit him in the other arm. Then they’d sign another ball and hit him somewhere else. Sitcom cut to him in the hospital in a full body cast covered in signatures.

He pays tax when he wants!

and look where Ancient Rome is now. that’s the scary part.

If it was his time to go, he could have at least taken the time to say bison.

He’s a professional soccer player. He dribbled past a few guys. Then he kicked the ball.

You’d think a guy that spent time defending one of our allies from a country where they will literally kill you for not being patriotic enough would admire the liberties we have in this country which he himself defended. I guess that’s asking too much for some people.

With an LS swapped caprice.

You’ve already waited 2 and a half months. You drop off the coins and tell them to call you when they finish counting.

Why not? It’s legal tender and any intentional damage caused to your car by the shop in retaliation is a crime.

Context for those who may not follow skateboarding - BA coming out is sort of like if Kevin Garnett came out. He’s got a super long track record of doing amazing things, and is almost universally beloved at this point.

I would expect this kind of story if it was, like, a one-legged player who somehow managed his way through fire-breathing monsters and then nutmegged Ronaldo and THEN Bale.

Naw man you need them triple turbo kits

An American manager took us to a World Cup quarterfinal.

Write ups like this make it look far easier than what I’m sure it actually is. Projects like this always leave me terrified that I’d get it all apart and then never figure out how to get it back together.

Your mechanical adventures play out like a sit-com:

The Swizz using secrecy and shady dealing to make money, using assets not belonging to them? That’s a bold claim.