U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

Damn, it’s getting a little dusty in here...

Now imagine Donald Trump as ‘Little League Coach’ and Ivanka as ‘Little League Pitcher’.

“If this kid doesn’t come out of the womb with an education and some job prospects I’m pushing it back in...”

Alright, Milo. Three more good comments and we can go get some ice cream.

I remember when my first son was learning to walk. Every time he stumbled and fell, I would scream “You blew it!” He seemed to think I was kidding and would laugh hysterically. In fact, I suspect the little shit started falling on purpose.

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Hey, I just wanted to tell you how much I love you. You’re commenting awesome out here. This is your last comment, then I’m going to RMJ=Hero, OK? You understand? You come right after him. Cheer up. Have some fun, come right after him.

Son, your mother and I are very disappointed in this comment, -1.

Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.

H sounds like the type of guy who routinely gets banned in the Gawkerverse for being tired racist trolls.

He also tweeted a photo tonight of a fight where Tommy John injured his shoulder, and then mentioned how his recovery “made history.” That was also deleted after a number of users reminded him that your elbow and your shoulder are not the same thing. Rough night for Darren.

Should be noted that Darren Rovell didn’t even go to Northwestern’s business school. He was a theater major.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

Bengals fans!

All Blacks Matter!

J. Edgar Hoover would bug any group called the “All Blacks.”

You left out the best part:

Well, except for Oct 1. . .