Yes which is why he is the Andy Kaufman of our day with this

And here I thought that only the rowing teams spent their time flipping shit in Brazil.

The “heckling fan” was named Jesus and that was his fucking headband.

Oh there will be. Donald will whine and bitch and complain about how everyone is treating him unfairly. But he will show, otherwise he might as well admit that this whole thing has been one big publicity stunt and he never had any intention of trying to actually win the presidency. Then he’s just another con artist…

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

I’m actually starting to think that every awful thing that has happened this year is God punishing us for CNN’s news coverage.

Not so fast, Tom. She had a long career as Bill Clinton’s safety.

That’s dark.

Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

He didn’t build the 76ers. He was just hired to clean up Hinke’s toxic spill. You have to give him a minute before you judge his work there.

It wasnt Butler ratting him out that set Valencia off. It was the fact that he followed it up by saying “Now orange you glad I was honest?”

Actually, no. You only have a right for arms.

I agree. It’s in the Constitution under the “leg room” clause.

BRO PEEING ON BUILDINGS AND STARTING FIGHTS AT AGE 32 IS JUST AN IMMATURE MISTAKE BRO

Carmelo goes to a favela to see how the underclass lives without incident while 32 year old frat boy Locknut pisses on Brazil and run home spewing bullshit.

Just you.

So let’s review: for-profit prison companies contribute millions to election campaigns; those office holders pass more laws, (more laws->more offenses->more convictions->more inmates), federal government pays private prisons to house the inmates, who in turn manufacture goods for government contracts.

Gotta save money, gotta cut taxes. Isn’t that the most important thing in the world?

Slave labor is awesome?