You know, it was GTA V and it's psychological evaluation that made me realize I am the most boring GTA player on Earth. Not only did I spend only enough time in a strip club to pick up a mission, but the evaluation itself insisted that it was only a matter of time until I ran off with a trucker.

Presumably in high…

That's what keeps me from loving Dark Souls PvP. Dark Souls as a game I can get behind almost 100%. Dark Souls 2 fixes the issue by making all stats noticeably impactful to core gameplay.

Generally I hate stats in most games for the reasons you stated, but you might like how DS2 feels if that has kept you from playing…

If you learn to play well with others, you will find there is more to life than having only your top-tier needs met. Who knows, it might even be fun?

Nah, you are just determined not to have any of that.

Hunter.

I'm a hunter.

I am coming for ya. I can't wait to get my white PS4.

I'll stop those terrorists...

Or Die Tryin'.

This is where I laugh, because iPhone.

Now I am embarrassed if I even get hit by the Pursuer.

when does he bust out the hibachi?

Well, this is completely out of place in this discussion, but I think it is because KFC considers itself as a customer-facing company. When you walk into the KFC, the manager is supposed to represent KFC as a franchise/corporation. When people file a report, they go immediately over the individual store and call a…

This burns my pockets. Ever since I got promoted all I want to do is buy expensive geeky shit. I would much rather have a writing job, but...but...MONEY.

Yeah, but you know how rough it is when you buy quality furniture. Anyone who has jumped from apartment to apartment knows just how rare it is that you actually buy something you WANT to take with you.

I even went through the trouble of leaping out of the joke vestibule to show empathy to the studio. Then, you went along and talked about molestation in my family tree. I don't have to think about sexual assault since I was sexually assaulted as a minor.

Thanks for playing. Cheers.

Don't go to any comedy clubs, the…

I don't think anyone else sees the resemblance.

I cannot in good conscience play video games anymore. Who wants to buy my PS4?

I am too busy going down the slide to care about eyeball-humping women in public to fog up the glass wherever I go.

I mean, I have the internet and interpersonal relationships where people are the willing subjects of my libido. Just sayin.

It's like those J-Drama CDs.

Of course you should give it another shot. Once it kicks into gear, you will barely notice. It's not REALLY that unappealing considering how atrociously atavistic most hand-drawn digital animation ALREADY looks.

No, it really isn't parodying all that much. It may take some tropes to an extreme, but that isn't the same as parody — I can see the fan in you desperately wants KLK to be something that it is not. If you want something that is much more poignant, watch Puni Puni, Project A-Ko or Dead Leaves, which has one of the…

Mario is homicidal, too. Stop using that useless word.

Puni Puni Poemi parodies it [magical girls] more, I hate to say.