Haha, I know. I did get pretty close when I let a carcass sit on the back of my horse for too long and it rotted - no voice though.

a disembowled fox grunting “CHAOS REIGNS!” at me

Can’t believe everyone missed the real story here. This was actually a pre-production version of the 2019 Lewis Hamilton. It’s hard to tell with all the camo, but you can tell from the elegant way he strode to the desk that Mercedes has made some serious advancements to the aero designs for next season.

This is the comment I came to make :)

i did.. lol

That’s what I thought when I first read the headline.

Read twice, buy once (or not at all).

What are the chances that Seinfeld was the winning buyer of this manual?

Same here. I’m almost wistful for Hobbo’s drunken musings and Matchett’s techno rambles. The current crew act like they don’t know a fucking thing about the sport. I keep checking the credits to see if Captain Obvious is the producer.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I miss NBCSN’s coverage. It wasn’t great but it’s better than this shoddy “coverage” Sky produces. 

The first couple of seasons of “Taxicab Confessions” weren’t porn though, right?

The first scene in the single lane tunnel is where I go through to surf most of the time. I need to look for tire marks. My 240Z sounds good in there. I can’t believe Ricky Danny was in there, it’s so local to me, so weird. 

Copper wiring is getting kind of expensive, even the raw material. I think a wiring harness or seven might make you some cash.

Inside of every American is an Englishman, trying to get out.

It’s the Babe!

This was the car of the Limp Bizkit generation

THAT would at least have made some sense! Is Santa Claus a Christian? Or is he Tim Allen? I just don’t know.

STORMY DANIELS; Run around in your hotel room in your tighty whiteys, sit and eat a burnt steak on a room service cart, talk about yourself for hours on end, missionary position for 2 minutes, have friend/attorney set up bogus LLC, pay $130,000.00.

So edgy! Take so hot!

I have always wanted, since learning about the Confederacy, to build one of these with Old Glory on the roof and call it the General Grant. For the lolz.