A lapse in common sense? More like a lapse in keeping his real thoughts bottled up.

That WOULD be cool, but it's sadly not the case. For some reason he says that he shouldn't use "skånska" (the dialect from the south of Sweden). Im swedish and I don't really get why he says that. Makes no sense in swedish either - specially since he DOES speak "skånska" all the time, because he is a "skåning" (person…

My ex-wife was from the Scania (Skåne) part of Sweden. They all curse like sailors. Even her 82 year old mom called other women bitches. But when I said those words they thot it wasn't funny. Bitches.

Swedes do seem to use the f word a lot when speaking English

My Norwegian grandfather taught me Uff-Da....politely, it is what is said when spilling scalding hot liquid in your lap....This is a Post Uff-Da situation.

Like Mandarin in the Firefly 'verse?

Maybe it's just slang that didn't get translated properly. I'm guessing it's similar to how Americans say "Pardon my French, but #$@&%* that!"

"This is serious. We need to bust out our cursing tongues."

Sort of how I know tons of French biblical references due to French Canadians?

You just referred to Ed Hardy t-shirts as "technology".

I think they get to rank 2 or 3 items and the show picks, so they don't both bring a machete. Sometimes it seems like they're very sure about what they brought, and sometimes it seems they're a bit unsure of what's in the satchel.

I have spent way too much brain power debating what my item would be if I had to go on that show. I usually go with shoes or a knife, or definitely one of those butane kitchen lighters if they would allow it.

Speaking of naked... The show Naked & Afraid is awesome. Imagine not only having to do strenuous activity with somebody naked, but inevitably having to go take a runny shit about 15 yards away. Forget the lack of food, water, clothing and wild animals wanting to eat you, getting violent diarrhea near somebody you…

Ripping off Hergé much (circa 1968)?

Show me more like War Machine

There is a judge off screen. If the answer is borderline, you'll see Steve Harvey look to the judge (conveniently near camera so it's not obvious) who I'm sure give him a thumbs up or thumbs down, and is relaying to the crew which answer option to flip. Steve doesn't know the answers ahead of time.

I will forever treasure Preserve's prose due to the glory that was "backyard-cum-feasting-hall."

Probably just a tailwind blowing the tire smoke forward