The thing about texting is that sometimes you'll have a back and forth text conversation that takes half an hour when a 1 minute phone call would have accomplished the same thing. Actual phone calls are now way underrated.

Attack on Tennessee Titans

. . . honestly, this is stirring something inside me. From now on I want every dude I ever sleep with to shout "Sic semper tyrannis!" right before he comes.

Don't hide it in your office fridge.

If it had 200bhp, you couldn't ride it. If you want 200bhp, there's other bikes out there that make that much power. You couldn't ride those either.

Does Lincoln even bother turning in a bid? Do they shamefully parade out some gussied-up MKS (Z?) just to show the Board they tried?

I've already posted this gif today, but damn if it isn't appropriate here as well.

You are my hero for sharing this. Thank you, you've made my evening.

Now... onto recreating history!

I think the Abe Lincoln can be reasonably done with a woman providing the pubes and the glue, so to speak. A good hard licking session should be just as effective as a guy's load.

Get your mate to give you a blowjob

Koenigsegg Agera R. In Angelhölm. On their runway.

At least you're honest with yourself. I think that's as good a reason as any if you have nothing else to base it on, and know that it could potentially mean nothing...but all else being the same, at least it's a reason.

It's not an award, though. They all claim to have the best in class, which as outlined in a previous post by Andrew Collins, is just a numbers game.

Awww yeah, baby.

True, I actually use dual monitors as well and got caught a few times when I first started using this set up.

I call my long term live-in boyfriend my partner for exactly this reason.

One of the greatest office tricks is also one of the simplest: Alt+Tab

Antti is just lucky it was a mad lieutenant, and not a Bad Lieutenant.

Neither of them will go. They have too much to do. If they are killed, it will be pretty much towards the end.

Ah, gotcha. I guess a redemption death for me would mean someone that was fairly despicable doing something that showed some selflessness or humanity. Like Boromir after he tried to take the ring and then sacrificed himself to save the hobbits. Ya know... Sean Bean stuff.