I would like to see the results from a “control” 2007 Dodge Caliber with 150k miles on it. One that has been meticulously maintained - I wonder if the results would be that different.

I just hope they read the fine print:

Just like my ex-wife.

I like the sound of that.

Pants shorts!? Is that a new thing?

Is that gonna get hot, or...?

Yeah, I mean that’s not exactly the same as buying tickets though. You’re paying someone to buy tickets for you when they’re released.

It’s really more a sea of “Americans don’t learn very much history.”

Thanks Stef! Paddock Club and packages are too rich for my blood anyway, but I just wanted to be sure I didn’t miss the tickets for the poors.

I was surprised to learn that her and Jonah Hill are actually the same person.

I was hoping he could make introductions.

How did you get tickets? I can’t find them on the F1 website or the COTA website.

Does anyone know how the 90 seconds in implemented? Do you have to have started the lap, or do you have to have it finished when the 90 seconds is up?

Hahaha it would be great if it just made a loud kazoo noise.

That is a new feature of F1 this year. During races, whenever anyone uses DRS, bubble solution will be pumped to those tubes, leaving a trail of bubbles behind the car. This way, spectators will have a lot easier time understanding who is using DRS.

It’s true, I can see where it would be fun, but it could also be kind of awkward. Like, what if Mercedes is as dominant this year as it was last year and they have a two seconds or more of pace. Then say Hamilton crashes or something. Do you have a situation where Rosberg only comes out once per session, so that by…

I sort of agree with a few of your complaints, but you’re lodging them poorly.

I don’t understand what you’re saying. “Baseless” means “without foundation in fact.” The only way I can interpret your comment in light of that definition is to think that you don’t believe this rule change is going into effect. Do you think the F1 website has been hacked? Or perhaps you have another, more novel…

I got a couple of comments like this, but I think you gotta put yourself in other people’s shoes. I’m assuming you’re a good salesman and you don’t really worry about the day-to-day. But I’m sure there are people out there who are down on their luck or at the end of their rope. I dunno, it must be a hell of a thing to…

I also think this is dumb, but I’ll try to dig some good out of it: