“Gaslighting” is my favorite catchphrase. I use it constantly, just because I know how few people know what it means. I’m really irritating that way.

I’ve used “Gremlin-ed” to describe after midnight Ambien activity.

Yeah, probably “Gaslighted” for the sake of Hitchcock continuity. But Gaslit makes more grammatical sense.

I’m not religious either, but that is lovely! It makes me like them even more.

I love dogwoods, too!

Just so you know, he can go to AA for his WOW addiction. No one is going to question his drug of choice.

I’m sorry, but I’m gonna call your husband a fucking asshole. I would like to punch him on your behalf.

Okay, that’s addiction and you need to call it that with him (which I assume you are.) But it’s interfering with family holidays, child care, and showering??? This guy has to seek professional, hard core help. You do NOT deserve, or have to “endure” this behavior to keep your family together.

Yeah, no, it doesn’t work like that. Tell him that the entire internet says he’s wrong. I feel safe vouching for everyone on this.

Thank you, I’m pretty mad about it, too. I don’t want to mother a grown up.

Oh dear.

I would like to take this moment to 100% validate your murderous impulses.

Congrats on future VonQuesito! <3

I am flying 100% solo tonight. Just me and a pizza.

“YOU’RE AWKWARD AND TACKY”

I’m too emotional invested in this to be objective.

WHY AM I IN THE GRAYS AGAIN? Was last week just a field trip? A beautiful dream??

....and remember, when you didn’t pick up on your room line because you were eating dinner, your friends would then call your house line and your parents got all angry because no one should be calling you on your house line because that’s why they let you get your own phone! But my friend HAD to call me because I NEED…