I grew up occasionally having Ranch Style Beans.

My favorite cookbook (to read) is a vintage 1950s Better Homes and Gardens. It has a chapter on “How To Pack A Man-Sized Lunchbox.” I may need Aunt Jenny’s book to supplement it.

I’ve often wanted someone to invent a low-level Taser for social situations. You could sidle up to them after they’ve made one of those horrible remarks, zap ‘em, and then let your relatives laugh at them while they twitch and cry out in pain. In the operant conditioning world, it’s called negative reinforcement. ; )…

Moms™!

I like to think he was emasculated (good, fucker) because I was two inches taller than him. He’s a fuckface.

I had a lot of friends in college and in my 20s who were already lapsed Catholics and used to “dine out” on stories about sadistic grade-school nuns. The one I remember the best was from a friend who had a ruler broken over his head when he contradicted a nun — who insisted that Jesus was the only man who was ever…

I grew up in Ireland in the 1980s and 1990s, and as a consequence it always surprises me when people think of nuns as anything other than abusive tyrants.

You mean sometimes people at work are mean to you and fight??? Oh, poor babies.

As the bearer of bad news I

JCF those are the only two things I check with any regularity in the whole Gawkerverse. See ya later, I guess.....

I KNOW.

Bumming me out. I also like LifeHacker After Hours. Sad.

ERIN TOO!!!!!!!! So sad.

Politics?! No Kitchenette or Millihelen? They’re the only two sub sites I’m out of the fucking grays on!

NOOOOOO!!!

Noooooooo I just got in the black on Millihelen! :(

W.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?! SPEAK!!

Mourn them? Are they going away? Whaaaat?