These shorts are no.

Of, like, a terminal yeast infection.

Good lord yes, the Wire. It takes a couple episodes to start sorting the characters, but it is 5 seasons of pure Shakespearean greatness.

It’s just plain old chicken noodle soup, but with tortellini instead of kluski. The tortellini thickens the broth some, and the cheese from the tortellini leaks out and flavors the soup as well. It’s delicious. I do it with homemade garlic gnocchi most of the time, but it has been a tortellini kind of mood lately.

Definitely The Wire first.

Mindymoo, you’re in the black!!

Ooohhh, that’s a toughie. I’m a die hard David Lynch fan, but there is a lot of fuckery with the second season of Twin Peaks, so I’d say The Wire first, Twin Peaks second, The Sopranos third. All three are fantastic though.

THE WIRE

I’ve been on Jez for an almost embarrassingly long time, and the fact that people didn’t get that joke is one of my favorite things that has ever happened around here ever.

Here’s a cat gif to make you feel better:

Excuse to posts a lovely wedding picture of my mother, about to celebrate their 50th anniversary next month? Accepted! Say hello to October of 1965.

I want to quickly point out that of course of this woman’s actions were irresponsible and irrational—that’s the nature of phobia, an irrational fear that is debilitating. I have nearly done this for another reason (not spiders) and it’s horrifying. I’ve been locked in rooms by my phobia. Locked out of my house for…

Holy. Shit.

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Be sure to hold onto that resentment for the rest of your life.

I had a nurse yell at me for being overdramatic, because I was told in the emergency room that I was being admitted, and having my appendix removed ASAP, but then no one would tell me when, or why, 15 hours later when I was still in pain, it hadn’t happened yet.*

No hate. I’m a critical care nurse (a good one and a “good one”) and I recently spent almost two months in the hospital. There were many times when I had to be my own nurse. Once, I had my husband call a rapid response because my call light went unanswered for an hour (they kept turning it off at the station) and I…

My son had surgery yesterday. He had amazing nurses. They were attentive, thorough, and compassionate.

Actual Dr in a no gown country.

I am a parent of a Marching Band member of this school and I can tell you that the mentality of the school, Board of Education, and community members is that the football players are the most important part of our district. The answer to the question what “consequences” did the boys receive is 5 days OSS. Why? Because…