Figures Providence would come dead last. ;)

Sweet! I just squished a jelly donut into an entire jar of peanut butter. Now I'm going to tape the jar to my face and eat all its contents like a horse with a feed bag strapped on. BRB

I can't believe these haters would have a problem with some old white guy and his family becoming filthy rich due to the labor of people in cages.

Where is all this "lynching" talk coming from? You asked a question. I answered it. I get that you are very, very angry that I answered it in a way you don't like, but that doesn't make actually make my answer illegitimate.

Adam Lambert's Lenny Kravitz costume is pretty good.

Are you actually surprised your coaches didn't want you helping the Bears and the Packers?

Is it awful that I first read about this on Slate while writing up a Dungeons and Dragons character and my first thought was "epic level chaotic evil rogue"?

Sorry Lindy, love ya to bits, but you sound super-duper immature and passive aggressive and like YOU were the one late for the plane, hungover, and getting to your seat after everyone else had sat down. I don't care if you weight 65 pounds soaking wet, all THAT is annoying.

So.....you violated someone's space, he muttered something sotto voce, then you went and wrote an angry screed about it?

If men are oppressed by war perhaps men should stop starting wars.

Most men in our society are oppressed, through violence, capitalism and consumerism. But it's not "feminists" who are oppressing men in that way, it's other men. A minority of men, mostly the same ones that also oppress women. If people stopped talking about oppression as a "men" vs "women" phenomena and understood…

That woman could be exhumed and rolled down a mountain of shit, land in a shit lake, and have the shit of every person in the North dropped on her head, and it would still not be enough.

I love a man who likes to be pegged.

The best non-hormonal birthcontrol is the mouth and butt.

Any man who calls women "females" is a misogynist, straight up.

I feel like a real red flag is any man who refers to women as "females."

I know exactly what I'd spend the first $240 on.

Oh you don't feel like you've committed a crime? Just as well you were arrested in the United States of Fee-fee. You're free to go, you little rapscallion.

It doesn't come as any surprise to me that they're partnered up. Vice has always been the journalism equivalent of the roommate who seems super cool, but after living with him for awhile you realize it's all a front. He doesn't really do anything clever or creative. He tells the same 4 stories over and over. His taste…

Wow. All of these Catholics are crazy upset about Lennay not being real. You can only imagine the kind of shitstorm it's going to be when they finally find out about Jesus.