My post necessarily implied that the married or otherwise committed people we're discussing aren't in open relationships. Hence the stuff about cheating and not being party to hurting others. By all means, if someone is in an open relationship feel free to get intimately acquainted with her or his bathroom area. No…

Disagree wholeheartedly. Not fucking married (or otherwise committed) people is basic social contract stuff. Everyone knows how much being cheated on hurts a person. Anyone with a shred of decency won't make him or herself party to that.

Sadly, that's not surprising. The majority of women in the US engaged in prostitution started when they were underage. The number is even higher when you take escorts out of the sample and look only at women doing street work.

Get a rope.

France, DO NOT CAVE. Seriously. Do you know one of the reasons both you and Germany have higher rates of people owning their own businesses than the USA? Your blue laws!

Hannah, Miley, loves; the only people I've ever known who cleaned their houses at 3:00am were speed freaks.

Good call on giving her a name with nickname options. I went to high school with an Alexandra who went by Xela ("Shay-la") and she was pretty awesome. Always dug that her nickname started with an X. Maybe your daughter can be the next Xela.

The drinking part isn't hard. What's hard (at least it was for me) is getting into the habit of drinking more. Once it's habit it's super easy.

The drinking part isn't hard. What's hard (at least it was for me) is getting into the habit of drinking more. Once it's habit it's super easy.

I'd say I probably pee more times a day than the average person, sure. But not so much that it's strange or inconvenient. At first it was a little much. Then my body adjusted to my increased water intake and a new normal established itself. I pee pretty much crystal clear, though. That's pretty cool. And peeing is…

OK, so I'm not gonna defend this douchebag. He's a douchebag. But (BUT!) he is absolutely right on the water thing. The Mayo Clinic recommends women consume over 80 ounces of water in a day and that men consume over 120. Drink even more than that if you're physically active, of above average size, or trying to lose…

So a friend of mine has done a little work for Fox News. He's not proud of it, but his company had the contract and they put him on the job. During one of his first meetings with a high level producer, the guy actually said to my friend, "you can't spell 'ratings' without T and A." Gross.

Robin should be a girl if Bats vs. the Boy Scout really is going to be based on chapter 4 of The Dark Knight Returns (look closely at Bieber's pic). Carrie Kelly has always been the best interpretation of the Robin idea and I'd hate to see her reimagined as a boy.

Oz. :(

Various economists have been pointing out for decades now that the average worker is productive enough per hour to allow for full employment at preposterously short (by current standards) hours with no reduction in living standards if the capitalist class would simply be willing to take a somewhat smaller cut of the…

Oh god. That stuff. I can't stop myself around the White Chocolate Wonderful. I was running errands with a friend a few weeks ago, and as he was buying the stuff for the first time he asked me what I usually put it on. I had to think for a second and ended up saying, "a spoon. I've actually never put it on anything…

Yes. Laurie Dann and Cho Seung-hui come to mind immediately. Black male school shootings, whether gang-related or not, are generally depicted by media outlets (or interpreted by their consumers) as being so.

Will this undo the damage done by his involvement in the US government's ongoing unofficial policy of flooding America's ghettos with hard drugs from abroad to fund deathsquads and secret wars?

I kinda wanted the royal baby to be black.

What is it that you find so noble about suffering to make someone else rich?