Wow, usually you have to wait until the end of a song to get to the line "buttfuckin' all night."

I wonder if the Kinect 2.0 will also be able to accommodate being stuffed into a cabinet, because that's where all my devices have to go in order to actually fit in my living room.

And here comes breakfast again.

For a good example of ineffective tone, you should read Olen Steinhauer's "The Tourist," then go see how he corrects himself by the time he gets to "An American Spy."

I'm hoping they only let him walk so that he could die in a fire.

Is this game EVER coming out? Kotaku showed a gameplay video for this game almost five years ago, didn't they?

Yeah, I'm going to pass on the nanobot-infused brain thing. That seems a little too Reaper-inspired, to me.

I'm disappointed that none of these inventions involve porn.

I never noticed before, but the COBRA symbol looks suspiciously like a vagina dentata.

Many years ago I had a nightmare that I was being chased by a German-speaking bear that had human teeth. I still have nightmares about that dream.

It's hard to remember at this point, that Johnny Depp was in Dead Man, a great western film that turned all these stupid tropes on their head.

To be fair about Mark Hamill, he was in a pretty bad car accident between A New Hope and Empire, and required some facial reconstruction, if I remember correctly. (I think that's part of the reason the Bantha scene go put into Jedi, as a way of explaining why he looked a little different.)

And also: Why do they refer to the ship they'll be using to travel to Europa as an "orbiter." That's what the used to call the Shuttle, mostly because that's all it did was trips to LEO.

Hm. Very realistic, except why aren't the astronauts wearing pressure suits for launch?

Yeah, the Captain's quarters were pretty sweet.

Normandy SR-1 is still my favorite.

I want all of Rogue Squadron in there. And maybe Zayne Carrick, just to really mess things up. (Do the comics count, or just the novels?)

90% of the ship's total mass would have to be DVDs just to stave off the boredom.

Krogan DMZ right here.

I thought Rule 35 was "If it's funny, the Simpsons have already done it, usually better."