Sounds like they're going for tie-in marketing for the Disney resort on Oahu.

Whatever. I'm going to go home and watch Lilo and Stitch. I don't need no stinkin' princess.

Option 6. You LOVE pubic hair and just hair in general and wish all your lovers were hairy men like Sean Connery James Bond and anyone from the 70s.

If I could wave a magic wand to get rid of hair, I would not waste it on my pubes. Unless we're going to count my ridiculously hairy thighs as extensions thereof.

For the statically inclined:

Anybody else see this as good news?

Has anyone sat her down and talked to her about getting an IUD? This girl sounds super fertile. She clearly isn't in a place in her life where she wants/can emotionally handle having another child. The IUD would just buy her some time to either get her stuff together for the next 5-10 years or get sterilized if she…

I'm just going to leave this here...

This I never understood: Speaking very generally, women are expected to be able to cook at least a little, and to be the primary cooks in the home. Men, not so much. While this is very gradually changing, women still do most food preparation at home in the U.S., if anyone does it at all.

I only watch The Newsroom.... This list probably shows why its not more popular

When she was younger, my mother looked like Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music. When I was three or four I kept wondering where my other, older siblings were and asked my Mom if the Nazis got them. I was not the smartest of children but by god was I adorable.

Not me. Gotta look slim in the afterworld!

Fool-proof way to test eggs: you fill up a bowl with water, enough that the eggs will be covered. Then you gently drop the eggs in. If they sink, they're good. If they float, they're bad. As long as part of the egg is touching the bottom, it's okay if they stand up straight or lean to the side. But if they float- toss…

— No one knows how long red wine remains fresh, but past a few days things definitely fall into ‘Whatever it is you like’ territory. The site says you can freeze an opened bottle, corked, for 4-6 months and still defrost it later, but I think I’ve done something like this and the result tasted odd.

Yeah, I was about to say: I would have POISONED myself and my child about 50 times over if eggs went bad in five weeks...

NOT just you. Whenever I make a pan of something I make two, cook one then and freeze one for later. (Pyrex and Corning Wear are a great investment). Every time I can take something homemade out of the freezer and throw it in the oven I feel like a domestic goddess. It's proven to be especially helpful through…

Is "rear ended" a euphemism for some kind of butt-sex thing? God, I hope so.

She's real, she actually rear ended one of my friends from high-school during her gubernatorial campaign, they paid her tons of hush-money to fix her car and keep quiet about it.

Unless it's Marshawn Lynch and we're supposed to throw things at him?

Want to try that again Doug?
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