Word. I make my boyfriend do the laundry and fold all the clothes while I clean everything else. I fucking hate folding. MAYBE MORTY LOVES FOLDING.

I didn't have to read the byline to guess Tracie Egan Morrissey wrote this. Seriously, if even the most despicable female celebrity gained 50 lbs, Jezebel wouldn't dream of mocking her for "eating her feelings." You're bad at this, Tracie.

They specifically sent out a call for an African American actress too. Intentionally changing a part traditionally played by a white person. The internet was predictably racist about it.

This seems an appropriate place to start this petition:

I think we just prefer to forget that...

Breaking news: Fundamentalist Christian male is a chauvinistic, bigoted asshole.

If you want a hipster religion become a Unitarian, they're too cool to proselytize, and they were gay marrying people before gay marrying was cool.

Still cannot believe we have to wait until January to see the Lifetime version of Flowers in the Attic. WHY HAZ SCIENCE NOT GIVED US THE TIME MACHINE YET?

It's clear while you're drinking that day and all the water is flushed from the body, but it's dark yellow the next day when you're dehydrated.

NOPE! J.Law is the best and always will be.

They're probably going by the medical definition of "obese," which is a BMI over 30. I doubt this applies to mildly overweight people.

How about the fact that a person's health, actual or perceived (and no, statistical analysis does not make you an individual fat person's doctor), has zero bearing on whether or not it's okay to be a dick to them?

And I read about the man who asked me to marry him four years ago over the phone, before we had even kissed.

Wow.

I had no idea that, just four years ago, Maria Bello was in junior high.

I ran out of breath carrying my toddler back to the car this weekend and seriously considered taking a break after two blocks, and I'm a size 4.

I have worked out my entire life, and grew up in a vegetarian home where chips, soda, and the like only came around on holidays or rare occasions. I juice. I eat well. I run. I zumba. I yoga. I am strong as shit. You know what? I have never been small. Nor "average". I am a big girl. I got my blood work back just a…

I'm thin, through no effort on my part. I don't eat well, I am mostly sedentary, and after a few car accidents my muscles are only strong enough to hold my skeleton upright. But by golly, people tell me I look great and they presume I'm healthy based on my size. I have all kinds of body issues, hating my view in the…

The trick to avoid these situations is to live in California, where the weather never gets worse than an manageable annoyance.

Good thing my travels extend to traveling from my bed to the bathroom with a layover in the living room for GoT.