Given the personalities of these particular people, I imagine they are fishing. That's why they aren't invited, because they are drama queens who try and make everything about them, and I just don't want to deal with it.

"unfortunately we couldn't invite everyone we wanted to include."

I just sent out Save the Dates a few weeks ago, and I am already having issues with friends who were invited to the wedding talking about it in front of acquaintances/friends-of-friends I don't actually like. And these people are like "so when is the date' and I am just like "oh, next summer", trying to be as…

I'm not gonna go on a diet. I'm fat, my fiance knows it, everyone else knows it. Who cares? My dress is a little big already, so basically as long as I don't gain weight(which with my health issues, IS a concern), we are good to go.

Seriously, when can we just kick Arizona out of the Union?

I can still support Planned Parenthood and not like Lena Dunham, right?

"If we burn, you burn with us"

Yeah, the plan for my fiances grandparents if they say "i don't want to fly" is to book them on a cross-country train. Have fun, old people!

my fiance's mom had a hissy fit when we said we were having our wedding in WA(where we live) instead of MD(where she lives), without taking any consideration of MY family. It pissed me off royally. Luckily his dad is level-headed and explained to her that she was being crazy. My Family is all like "we will go wherever…

a dude can rent a tux for like $60. They did it for their prom.

Dear wedding guests,

and chicken wings!

NEVER BUY DRUGS ON THE INTERNET. Not only are the usually fake, they also help to fund other illegal operations. Plus its illegal and shit.

There was some serious Liz Lemon eye-rolling while I trudged through that pretentious article.

Were there at least tacos? I'd be super pissed if there were no tacos.

Ugh, this sounds like a lot of work.

I feel like nut allergies are common enough that most restaurants will specifically note when something has nuts in it(at least at larger places/chains). If you have a nut allergy though, by all means you should always make sure first that there are no nuts in anything.

The Zero tolerance policy doesn't involve Suspension, it involves EXPLOSION. There is a huge difference. Getting expelled from school for one violation is terrible. It ruins your entire future. Sure, if kids bring alcohol or drugs to school they should be suspended. But they should also be given counseling and the…

AT&T CAN TAKE MY UNLIMITED DATA PLAN FROM MY COLD, DEAD FINGERS.

I HAD THIS EXACT THING AT OLIVE GARDEN YESTERDAY. IT WAS DELICIOUS BUT LATER GAVE ME THE SHITS. I REGRET NOTHING.