Austin Williams needs to ask John Jory Corporation marketing department for a raise.

Marlon Byrd doing anything he can to stay in The Show.

TL;DR CP

Saw this one in a bad neighborhood on Coruscant.

This commenter is my kind of scum.

Hey, WTF not? The Braves suckered someone into giving them new digs despite the Ted being only 3 years older than Philips.

As an over-extended Spencer struggles to smooth over Andrew’s situation with the Miami PD, Jason works hard behind the scenes with the Packers’ front office to save his client’s roster spot. Next week on “Ballers”!

Nice “Oh, shit!” crow hop for the guy teeing off.

The Riveras (fap, fap), The Ripkens (fapfapfap), The JETERS (fafaafafafaaapapap-ahhhhh)!

I had a mid-eighties Monte Carlo at one point; the only thing that was reliable on it was the money sensor that randomly broke something anytime it sensed cash in my checking account.

Another excellent micro-cider is Ace Ciders out of Sebastopol, CA. Apple is great and their pear is also tasty, have some other flavors as well including a dry apple cider with champagne yeast called Joker.

I respected your point of view (while not completely agreeing) until you used "chief".

We all know the show the NFL deserves is Nickelback opening up for the Creed reunion set.

I'm a cyclist and I endorse this message.

I know deadspin's purpose in life is to troll but to refer to Slash as both "washed up" and as a "hair metal" guitarist in one sentence is truly breathtakingly feigned ignorance of music. Well played sir, well played.

Bachelor parties just aren't the same when some uninvited stiff shows up.

And Randall Simon chuckles while stroking a white cat.

Ow, hit him right in the CB Bucknor.

This sort of thing wouldn't happen if Hef was still alive.

I suppose you could lube it up and go pillow bombing but the opening seems pretty generous for that.