I have never heard that joke before.

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Do you think I'm trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously, now.

I read that as steel porn for a second and thought about some pretty fucked up things.

I will star this every time you post it in reference to haaaagaycosplay, because yes, perfect.

That never stops being funny.

It's no excuse!

The suit started as an Oculus developer was overheard discussing how they could work scrolling webpages through eye movement.

Oh...my

WTF?

I prefer the term "noob."

Shot have been fired inside the Gawker Media offices.

I feel like the Kotaku staff has kind of an advantage when it comes to this field.

There's a reason why Monster Hunter Frontier isn't out over here. Not because of translation or localization issues. No, nothing like that. It's to protect us. From ourselves.

You're talking about Seaman, made by the infamous GooGoo64.

"I went outside once"

I'm planning to gather us all together one day. KotakuFest.

your profile picture makes me grrrrr