Until you realize that Bowser disowned his seven other children.

Awww. This is one thing Mario can never beat Bowser at.

Sorry, as an animator, no, they really don't move that differently. You aren't suddenly animating a horse or a spider. You're making a few tweaks to the already-existing male animation.

Maybe hire a decent writer?

as an artist myself... id be FURIOUS. I draw things how i want them to look... down to the tiniest lines and detail... if my work in MY OWN GAME was changed by some dumbass publishers marketer... there would be fucking blood.

Terry McGinnis or bust.

The reason they didn't decompose is that not even Planet Earth wants them.

Needs more Turles

Hey!...some of us beautiful people deserve a fair virtual representation of ourselves, to which other games just don't do any justice. Don't worry, I'm sure they'll have a "slob" or "bozo" class for you

Wouldn't it be more realistic if he just broke his hand? I mean, still pretty bad.

It sounds interesting, but all I could think about when watching that kickstarter vid was how cringeworthy the voice over was.

Hmm. I'm only playing last gen games because:

Pretty fucking thick. "Oh yeah, we've released the entire Final Fantasy series many times over to massive sales in NA, the most popular SNES games of all time were JRPGs like Chrono Trigger, FF6, Fire Emblem, and Earthbound, the PS1 took off in the United States almost solely due to Final Fantasy 7, and became a…

The normal 3DS is terrible once you've touched an XL.

Weird stuff away, this guy has mad skills to draw. Look how awesome is the lips detail on this girl's portrait. I went crazy just seen this... Then again, it is the same guy who draw strange pinus jokes in his doodles... That fact is more impressive in a weird way...

Wait...18 years ago?! Please tell me that's a typo, and I am, in fact, not THAT old?

For me these designs are like an amalgamation of the worst design traits that each character has had over the years.

You'll get more use out of it though.