The new film from director Drake Doremus feels awfully familiar. It’s set in a future where violence has been done away with by suppressing human emotions.

KS playing a character with no emotion? Her wheelhouse just exploded.

Lighten up, Francis.

Yes, yes, yes. Although I do love a good villain at times, let it be sensible and not a distortion of an existent idea. Hades was not evil at all. There were four planes of existence in Greek myth: the plane of the afterlife (his), the sea (Poseidon), and the air/sky (Zeus) while the earth (which was believed to…

It’s not that people don’t like him. It’s that, like the supervillain Trump, or Jurassic World, Donald Trump is objectively bad and immensely popular, making him more than worthy of pointing and laughing at. Ha ha! What a fucking deuce that candy-wigged shit balloon is! Ha ha!

Yeah but the reasons were jokey.

Phrasing!

Maybe, I don’t know, stop judging everything before it’s finished.

Calm down there, Satan.

You know how there’s that fringe right wing conspiracy that mainstream media is trying to turn kids gay, or something? Well, I feel like Masters of the Univserse if living proof that crackpot theory is BS.

Elizaburn.

A lot of people do?

I hope this means we’ll get the Original Crypt Keeper,the Old Witch, and the Vault Keeper:

Chipotle probably knows what really happened on 9/11 and who killed JFK. These poisoned foods were planted to threaten TPTB and remind them of their place in the Illuminati pecking order.

Bananas were very rare in 1844. It was a sign of extreme wealth if you put a banana on your mantle. Visitors would normally gasp, even faint if they came into your house and there was a banana on display. If you were extremely wealthy (this practice was usually reserved for royalty), you placed a condom upon the…

I would like to know more.

Steve. Let’s call it Steve. Perfectly good name.

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.