Calm down there, Satan.

I would like to know more.

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

Twelve Asshats Running

Having read your work, I can't say I'm surprised.

I have it on very good authority from Strawberry Shortcake that Blueberry Muffin’s vagina* does, in fact, taste like blueberry.

LOL, cute commenter name—I see what you did there! No, but seriously, it’s adorable how you think your twisted bigotry is going to go over well here. Good luck with the hate-mongering!

kermit did 9/11

She says she refuses to issue the licenses “under God’s authority.”

Ricky Gervais had the best response to this non story:

J-A-I-L-O

SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO GET READY REALLY QUICKLY BECAUSE OF POOR TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS! GOD!

Biased in favor of... facts?

Yes! Wtf! I am a white woman and I should be reminded every goddamned day about this. Because otherwise I have the luxury of living my life pretending there isn’t a problem.

I’m basing my support for them on the fact that he says they could have called him. Therein lies the hallmark of every narcissist father. If you’re the parent, you’re the one who picks up the phone, you’re the one who visits, you’re the one who is there.

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

last week i was sitting next to a woman and when she got up to leave discovered she had peed on the seat

I'm Mark Stafford. Thanks for digging up some of my older LEGO creations. It's been a while since I last built any Cthulego though I've had the next big one planned for a long time, I just have to find the time to build it!