i thought he made a pretty good asshole in rules of attraction.

It's pretty simple math. The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

After the naked stupidity of the bill caused a bit of a blacklash, Fisher said he'll "pull back" the bill and re-write it...

He's basically still there, just in denial about it:

Oh my god, that's it. Cat's Eye!

Not to spoil the end, but instead of a cat or a dog, the kids end up with a zumpledy flooper.

Apropos of nothing, did anyone see what Jaimie wore to the Thor 2 premiere a while back?

"follow the road map on her body "

Senator Corbin. You go fuck yourself

Where is her long essay about this, where she really makes a case? She has no case. So she tweets. (...) No case for why formulaic fiction ought to be reviewed in the New York Times.

I always felt like the "Evil Leapers" were meant for more than just 3 episodes in Quantum Leap. I always liked the concept that there were leapers that were doing evil in time. Man I miss this show somtimes...

Oh my god, seriously. Just because she also hates Iggy Azalea doesn't mean she's awesome. The enemy of my enemy is sometimes still just a huge fucking douchebag.

So, short answer, this is 2014's answer to 1994's Fantastic Four?

Andrew Wakefield

Obligatory:

It's taken from the 1970s Frank Frazzeta painting "A Princess of Mars". An illustration for John Carter novel by Boroughs. The original is far better of course.

Dear young people: this meme is rooted in the classic cover art to the Edgar Rice Burroughs Mars novels. This is Spock as John Carter. {Or, would that be John Carter as Spock?}

And this Woman is Dejah Thoris, Princess of Mars, his wife

Women, Nationwide is NOT on your side.