Maybe there's twist at the end that the bear can only speak because it's possessed by Satan. The last 15 minutes are standard slasher fare, then the world is destroyed.

I give Cronenberg's opinion a 94% rating!

#NotAllSlytherins

I bought a new TV in September. 60" Samsung plasma with a 5 year warranty at Costco for less than $750. It's a gorgeous image and does everything I need it to aka it hooks up to my A/V receiver which has my PS4 and Chromecast attached to it to handle actual gaming and streaming services. What the fuck else would I…

Here's my question - why did nobody go back and edit this after the fact? They could have simply altered it to appear that Pullam was fired for leading the losing team - which happens a lot. Why leave this in now that its clear that Pullam might have had VERY good reasons for not calling Cosby?

It was intended as a joke, but honestly, I reckon that's what it would retail for if Apple made it. The regular cases are, what, $40 or something? So one with a bit of electronics and some retro feel would be a bit more than double that.

Classic Renfield.

"Dude. What if, like, we put a million mummies in the Mummy reboot?"

Okay, so I understand that she has made some racist tweets or whatever it was (I don't know the specifics), and she was stupid to have that "slave-master" line (wtf was she thinking?), and that is definitely an important part of the context here. But what, really, is wrong with anything she said? I think she's right…

I'm an Old, and I'll kill a whole bag of delicious Goldfish crackers. Don't judge me.

I think the artist or someone else shared the link and BrunoK just commented on it, he probably doesn't even know io9. He said something on the lines of "Caio, I'm sorry, but your asses don't come close to Manara's, they look more like Frank Miller's."

There's always money in the banana stand, too.

7 hours till two weeks vacation

So:

You want someone to go through, chapter by chapter, and explain which scenes they would film and how long each scene would take? What you are asking is essentially for someone to write a full treatment in a Kinja comment.

OH come on! This is really, really terrible news. I had no idea they were even doing this, but they're butchering it? That just makes it all the less likely that we'll ever see a proper Buffy bluray boxset now.

Amy does know

Guy Ferry(his actually name) inspires "Flames, flames on the side of my face" level hate. Hate, yes ,hate.

So the Cajun Sandwich has the Cajun Trinity of celery, bell peppers, and onions? It's necessary for a good gumbo or jambalaya, but a fuckin' sandwich?