i hoped so hard it would be The Rani.

They've killed Fritz!

Hooverphonic's 2 Wicky is pretty awesome:

Not a lot of vegetarians living off the grid apparently.

"the southern belle of the 1800's knew how to relegate authority and tasks with the ease of a hummingbird enjoying a rose bloom."

Surprised that there's no mention of Michael Crichton's "Timeline" which uses and discusses the ramification of destructive teleportation...

A job opportunity for this guy!

"Bárðarbunga" - the cry of the Icelandic mutant ninja turtle.

And it ends badly...

Maybe an amalgam of Basil Rathbone and Boris Karloff?

He's the Outrageous Okona!

Just a step away from the Killbots.

At that point, I hadn't seen the film, I just saw a poster with lots of blue, bitey guys glaring at me in the twilight of a darkened room and thought whoa, that's no good...

I was a little boy at a skiing rental house in Tahoe, and there was a poster of all the Blue Meanies on the wall of the room I was staying in. This was probably about 1979. They terrified me.

I haven't paid for aol in 15+ years, but still keep the address for the same reason. I've had it for 20 years now, and it's less internet amateur and more internet old school.

Much better when set to "Danke Schoen"

Douglas Adams, creator of Arthur Dent - the combo of first names would be an homage (though it's not since it predates H2G2).

Exactly what I was coming to post

Thor will now be known as Duane Dibbley.