No Jeremiah?

That’s ok, but only if they have to call milk “cow boob secretions”.

At least he’s not shitting on people in a comment section!

One of seven, in fact.

It pains me how much it galls me that Deadpool is the household name (not all households) when Ambush Bug did it first and better.

Literally anything from Ambush Bug gets an immediate star from me

To be fair, Darkseid does have a part-time job outside of his ruling over Apokalips.

paul’s “dead authors” podcast is a wonderful, wonderful thing.  i pray he revives it some day.

Or just maybe include the “mandatory service charge” in the price of the food, instead of lying and manipulating people with false low prices.

Hideous accent? You declare war on Yorkshire, sir. We will send the whippets after you.

You sound fun. 

Fortunately they’re not in direct competition with some gorgeously hand drawn adaptation or something...

boo

If Fifty Cent wants to make beef with me, he should buy all the stuff at my yard sale. That’ll show me!

$500? Prove it. That seems insane to just remove some googly eyes unless they stuck them on with like epoxy or some other legit adhesive. Even then, that is a lot of money.

Or the guy who removed them did it with a sand blaster. How do you damage a century-old bronze figure that spent its entire existence outside in a coastal climate?

Are we really going to accept the City of Savannah’s assertion that this extremely mild prank caused *any* damage at all, let alone $500 worth? Unless our hero attached those cheap plastic eyes into the statue with lag bolts, I’m calling BS.

Dyspraxia is definitely real.

Paget Brewster is the best.

If we’re getting the extended Allen family then I demand Impulse RIGHT THE HELL NOW.