Guys will talk of their bathrooms being dirty, but if any men think they must have the dirtiest bathrooms, I say they clearly haven't been in the women's restrooms.

A fun one from last year,

Jazz hands!

I'll give you my full package.

This game is so realistic that Metta World Peace is coded with NHL 14's fight mechanics.

"If you create a complete game.., dlc is not necessary" Wtf is this? So if I eat a complete meal today, I don't need to eat tomorrow? No offense, but that is pretty ridiculous.

That would be really tempting to do. I could imagine the Drive Through conversation now.

New Smash Bros heading:

"Villager has an axe to grind!"

No shit.

I voted for the fucking fish. if you didn't, what is wrong with you.

Honey, I believe he was talking about getting a dildo shoved up his ass.

And this is why I love Kotaku. I will never get over my fear of that damn Pennywise. But the sad thing is, I only run into him here on Kotaku.

Holy crap I actually remember that commercial...

Wow...someone making a borderline bigoted remark, followed by a remark that he shouldn't be allowed to voice his opinion.

Aren't all guns just extensions of one's penis anyway?

FYI, "Ace of Spades" wasn't a flop.

Awesome. I can't wait to see all the penis shaped guns everybody have built.