Yeah, the chopper coming in blaring The Time is Now is just epic. Got. Good laugh to start my day.

You just made my day.

I can't even find the words to express my sadness.

Agreed. I can no longer keep track of the number of times I've played through Borderlands, and it's no less funny than it was the first. Much like Bulletstorm.

As I'm sure someone else will say, or has already said, you stil have to account for falling off of a cliff when you hit the new timeline. Velocity won't cease. Well, not until you hit the ground.

For the love of God, PLEASE just stick with studying! My eyes can't handle things like that.

Might as well stop visiting Kotaku now, nothing written here will ever top that.

I was going to google and read what a Utah teapot is, but after the “Ugh” at the beginning of your post, I don't think I want to.

Pressing the left side of the touchpad will bring up the gesture menu, if you're interested.

Yeah, this is the first time I've visited kotaku and felt like part of my soul had been forcibly removed by doing so. Creepy as fuck much?

Damn. I just want to go waffle things now.

I've been intrigued by this game for a while, but horror stories about the player base and steep learning curve, along with my total lack of experience with this genre, have made me reluctant to try it out. Do you guys have any recommendations as far as MOBAs go that would be a good entry point?

I feel like you need to receive something special for this. I won't give it to you, but you deserve it nonetheless.

You can, but I can't imagine why you would want to.

I agree with your agreeing with jedbeetle.

I'd never leave Taco Bell. Never.

Quite possibly my favorite Spock scene. Rest in peace, Mr. Nimoy, you touched countless lives, and I will forever appreciate you.

Preorder from GameStop and Kanye will run up and interutp your next conversation.