I bet he is. I bet he's like Mr. T under that armor.

Around his neck thing?

Because that's not fucking morbid as hell or anything. I did laugh my ass off though.

Agreed. While I don't think there is any reason to believe the PS4 won't be a solid product, it's just getting a bit old to me. None of the rhetoric matters in the end. Just deliver where it counts: the games. Neither of the current gen consoles(once the RROD was more or less squared away)really set themselves apart…

For what it's worth, I laughed. Of course, I also refuse to take something like this quite so seriously. The "lol" clearly pointed to an attempt at humor on your part and it isn't as if this were a story about rape or murder or theft or something that would be in really bad taste to joke about. Furthermore, even if…

And bring Terry Crews with you to beat the shit out of those that don't shower and use deodorant.

And I totally forgot to mention the commentary. I would give almost anything to see EA go the route of the NBA 2K series and actually have commentary that is somewhat contextual. Hell, even NCAA 14 let you know when guys were closing in on school or NCAA records. Give me some depth, talk about injuries impacting the…

Yeah, having them be able to block or to direct them to an open area if you broke the pocket was an awesome feature. Now you just kind of have to hope they have the common sense to peel back and help you out if you find yourself in some shit. All EA really has to do is get back to the basics. Fundamentals.

"Why anyone would need to tell Madden "OK, here's a juke—but now I really mean it," is ridiculous to me.

I must be out of the loop as this is the first I've heard about a guy running around dressed as a ninja.

Fucking really?? Not even the lemonade stands are safe now? Anyway, big ups to the other neighborhood kids for banding together and handling business.

Yeah, this. As a former GameStop employee I can't count the number of times my warnings about graphic violence were met with the question "is there nudity?" So you don't care about exposing your nine year to headshots, carjackings, frag grenades and the like but bare breasts are crossing the line? Now, I'm not saying…

Agreed. Why go out and commit to a bunch of shit your customers are going to hate. It's great to learn from your mistakes, it's better when you can skip making them and learn from the mistakes of others.

"My desk is covered with Disney Infinity toys, the harbingers of digital adventures, the avatars of personal creations both monumental and perpetually
in-progress."

Well, this is the same guy that basically said twitter users(most of which he doesn't know)have the vocabulary of children(no way he could know)or whatever crap he uttered.

Nope. I've never found him even remotely funny. The majority of my friends do and I've tried to watch him if I'm at one of their houses and they're watching(which is often)but I just can't sit through much of it.