What?

Marcus Hall is still the classiest person from ohio.

Watergate!

Thanks to the light color of the khakis, you can actually peep Bo's panties twisting...

At least RK3 isn't throwing as many picks as RG3.

I69 isn't as fun as it sounds.

Wait. Noah's dad (French) won the French Open and his mom was Miss Sweden. How did he end up having to overcome so much in the slums of the inner-city and have so many friends die growing up?

Shearer and Qatar? Sounds like a convention for hairdressers, amirite?

The dude in the black sweatshirt is... flipping him the bird.

Go Blue! (just for grad school)

But, it's, not???

Do you know how I know you're lying? You said an "intelligent" person went to OSU.

Faygo Moon Mist is certainly not Mountain Lightning (Wal-Mart?).

Faygo is a MICHIGAN INSTITUTION, not a "store-brand Mountain Dew." (Moon Mist is one flavor, but we all know Red Pop is "where it's at," with Rock 'N Rye not far off.)

But the Falcons play tonight.

Freshly

I see what you did there.

Brandin Masshole is an asshole.

Just imagine what he could do if he was athletic!