So, there's not gonna be a plea barkin'?

Selig is going to melk the hell out of this.

You say that as if it's a good thing. Gus is the worst soccer broadcaster on TV. Ambient audio would be much better.

I'm sorry, but I don't approve of this photo. The lighting is simply horrendous.

OMG!

I'm no World Champion, but I'm pretty sure he's wearing a rape whistle around his right wrist.

After "Ohio," everything made more and more sense (relatively)...

Oh Eli...

You mad, bros?