The Duck stops here 

And I’ve been doing a lot of drinking trying to get over Truman Peyote being snuffed out so soon.

Pope Thrower sounds like Ian Paisley’s dream job!

This is what is sounds like when ducks cry

If Storm Duck doesn’t make it to the finals, I’d like to get the deep-dive into the name regardless. Deal?

Today, friends, is the day that duck falls

Pope Thrower is the greatest combination of words I have ever heard. Just picturing someone heaving the pope Karelin-style has brought me such joy in these dark, troubled times.

truman peyote deserved better too.

Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington was robbed

I still can’t believe that you’ve got Dave McKenna and Ray Ratto here. It’s just so fucking awesome.

It’s weird; I love Pope Thrower and Storm Duck, but Bear Spiker does nothing for me.

Burneko beat the crap out of me in an Arby’s parking lot. It was deserved.

No, that was Willie Simmons. He became EDW in prison. Either way, I can’t really vote for him because of the name change.

How is Corno Pronk losing to a scrub like Bubba Buckaloo?
Also, anyone who thinks Jizyah Shorts isn’t winning it all is fooling themselves. Lionel Pimpin’s devastation of the #2 seed Telisport Putsavage is proof that Deadspin’s readership is mentally about 12 years old (myself included).

General Booty is ranked criminally low.

Reymundo Mundo losing in the first round is the biggest travesty of the tournament.

Pope Thrower 2020

That Storm Duck - Pope Thrower final four matchup is gonna be a hell of thing.

Storm Duck and Pope Thrower are on a collision course for the Final Four. There is something magical about both names. So simple. So pure. None of the superlatives that clutter up some of the other names.

And that tantalizing Deicide-Pope Thrower matchup is RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.