Yessss! Please let this be the beginning of a flourishing subgenre of 80s/90s figure skating biopics. Suggested other topics:
That said, Megyn Kelly’s dietician has kind of the perfect name for a bad dietician.
FYI, Megan: those guys wearing white sheets at your old job weren’t ghosts.
TIRSHA: DUMP HIM!!! YOU CAN DO BETTER GIRL!!!!!!!!
Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.
PUIG PUIG PUIG PUIG PUIG
Dora, I just have to say that your work, along with Giri’s on tennis, is one of the things that makes Deadpan great in 2017. Yeah, we all love to have our chuckles at the silly crap that is major team sports, but you guys cover your beats with both an evident subject knowledge and the ability to convey that…
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I had a friend that was cheated on by her boyfriend for years. She didn’t know because they both worked a lot and traveled a lot for their careers and it was always plausible that he wasn’t available/was doing other legit things spur of the moment. Somewhat similar story to above. Four years go by and she’s like, hey…
If it was an open relationship, then he wouldn’t have been so secretive about it.
I kind of feel like “I met his mother” got glossed over here. What’s THAT story?
I can’t think of other situations in which you are allowed to blow up another person’s marriage, but I’m sure our commenters can come up with some.
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That’s a nice case for MVP you got there, Aaron Judge.
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