I would rip that plaid shirt off with my TEETH.

No wonder he was so outspoken about LaRoche’s kid. If they stopped allowing babies he’d have to look for another job.

That equivocation sounds a lot like Ventura admitting that sometimes he has to do what his bosses tell him, even if it compromises his team’s chance to win.

“Do I regret standing up for what I believe in? Absolutely not. Do I regret saying business should not be first before winning? Absolutely not.”

YOU WEREN’T PUNISHED UNTIL YOU DEFACED YOUR TEAMMATES EQUIPMENT YOU SELF IMPORTANT MORON

Five bucks say Chris has a lot in common with Curt Schilling a poor victim of…

Drake Laroche is gone dude

Wtf does an untucked shirt have to do with the winning or losing of games?

I met my current dentist on Grindr. Best dentist I’ve ever had and doesn’t mind my dumb “filling cavities” jokes. (Well we met on Grindr, then met in person, then became friends and then he became my dentist.)

He strikes me as being an adept and hardworking pussy eater.

Young Tim Kaine gives me a bit of a Clark Kent vibe which is the vibe that leads most directly to my ladybits.

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Definitely yes. I imagine his being so goddamn hot 30 years ago means he’s had a lot of sex and hopefully he learned some good tricks in the meantime? I would.

this is some deep narrative analysis, and 100% plausible. a+, seconded.

He looks like one of those guys who screws like he’s doing the most, but he’s okay, but not the greatest. But he’s nice, so you let him finish, and he turns and smiles at you. And you smile back. And you know you won’t completely cut him off, you’ll text him back because he loves pleasing you and your areas and his…

I think this is the most unanimous Yes of any “Would U” yet.

Tim Kaine: good for America, terrible for my Daddy issues :(

I didn’t live in a typical dangerous home, but growing up, my parents wouldn’t let me really have a social life (my narcissist mother needed her scapegoat at home, for emotional torture purposes), and also, never said a word to me about biology, sex, pregnancy, STDs. There was no Internet in my childhood. Had I…