Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math
Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math
The Milwaukee Brewers beat the St. Louis Cardinals in walkoff fashion Friday after shortstop Jonathan Villar’s…
Serena Williams avenged her Australian Open loss to Angelique Kerber in claiming her seventh Wimbledon singles title…
They are the nicest, most gracious people, but I get it. I stage doored in February and even then, Leslie, Lin, and Philippa didn’t stage door, and the crowd was large, but manageable (i.e., everyone fit on the sidewalk and in front of the Richard Rodgers theatre stage doors). I talked to Daveed, Chris, Renee, and…
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That bat flip was the capstone to an insane inning of baseball, one in which everyone in my house, who had no rooting interest in the game, was on their fucking feet, losing their minds.
The same reason I leave the fridge door open. I know I’m coming back later, so why the extra fuss?
In case y’all forgot, Carli Lloyd was the best athlete on the planet for those sixteen minutes. I’m sure the MSU thing will get a lot of votes simply for the sheer schadenfreude of it, and Jose Bautista’s bat flip was indeed righteous, but man, Carli Lloyd owned the world.
Any dipshit bear can barge into an alleyway, knock a trash can over, rip open a bag, and pick a few scraps out of…
If you’ve passed by Turner Classic Movies on a recent Saturday afternoon, you might have noticed a new face. That…
Just over one year ago, I wrote an op-ed with the headline “Fuck Your Air Conditioner, Ceiling Fans Forever.”…
The opening sequence of Any Given Wednesday, HBO’s new weekly talk show about things Bill Simmons thinks are cool…
Jonathan Broxton fell apart in the seventh inning Wednesday as the Pittsburgh Pirates rallied to beat the St. Louis…
It’s becoming increasingly difficult to fight the sense that, for the rest of my life, I’ll be writing about black…
Ciara and Russell Wilson are officially husband and wife, which means these two extraordinarily attractive goobers…
The Pittsburgh Pirates scored five runs in two innings Tuesday as they defeated the St. Louis Cardinals, 5-2.
I don’t think she is criticizing pregnant women in the public, I think she is criticizing how other people are with pregnant women. They always want to touch your belly, ask about when it is due, names, gender, blah blah blah.
Lauded Nigerian author and celebrated feminist Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie casually dropped that she had recently given…
From birth to age 29, Chrissy Teigen had a “pre-baby body.” During the 40ish weeks she was pregnant with Luna (whom…
Now, what happened to Ann?