Oh, I thought this was going to be about ordering enough food to feed 4 people and then yelling to your imaginary family “Food’s here!” so that the delivery guy doesn’t think you’re a loser ordering a single serving of orange chicken on a Friday night.

The way that I read it was that when Philip heard about the necking session, it brought up the part of the job that he finds the most traumatizing, the sex work.

RIP William - Dylan Baker did a great job with that character and for some reason the creepy wonderfulness of his portrayal of Colin Sweeney on “The Good Wife” gave William an extra dimension for me.

What a great season—I believe it was the best ever.

That wouldn’t work though cuz everyone would just assume Goodell did it. Or think they let Rex have the password if you included the foot stuff.

For baseball, I would only tweet the losses by the Cardinals, nothing more.

NFL: “Commissioner Goodell has resigned effective immediately and indicates that he will turn himself in on racketeering charges.”

I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

The fake cause of Goodell’s imaginary death is unknown.

you are stuck on this and your attempts to use it as an explanation to what is probably your own racism is transparent af.

black people preferring the company of other black people is not racist.

Any sportscaster who thinks people didn’t see color when they saw Ali should find another line of work. There’s a fucking reason why Jerry Quarry was called ‘The Great White Hope’ when he went up against Ali. Because whenever a black man became a boxing champ, white America lost their shit.