I use 32 inch tvs as toilet paper TOILET PAPER.

My husband does this too, usually from another room. I find it hilarious. Funnier still when I send him pics of random dicks in return, but he doesn’t agree.

You never know how many people the recipient may show your dick pic to and laugh.

So much this. An old high school crush friended me (and I was soo excited) while I was on a business trip, and within two hours had sent me a dick pic after some weird conversation. I was out drinking with coworkers, who goaded me into sending it to them. These are graphic designers and IT people, and the results were…

So, did you write on it first, like when you write on an uninflated balloon and the words stretch out when you blow it up or did you write on it expanded and then watch her name get all smushed up as you deflated?

One half of that cat isn’t even a Double Creature with the other half of that cat.

Why stop there?

Are you sure that's not one of those asshole pics?

I 100% believe that neither Kylie nor Scott have disabled the keyboard click sounds on their iPhones.

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

And as a straight woman I would say this is the perfect answer.

Jim Cooke wins again.

This is correct. Never send unsolicited dick pics! You never know how many people the recipient may show your dick pic to and laugh.

Dick pics should only be sent upon request, and then in rare circumstances. I have sent to my ex when we had a temporary distance thing, but only after she asked during dirty talk. I would only send to a partner who I knew and trusted, in general. Maybe if a new flame asked during the heavy flirting stage, but even…

Only send when requested.