Lemon scented Pledges?

You sure found a lot of words to say "burn it down", Jolie.

John Boehner you are truly a

I was chastised on Jezebel during the GG for my bad taste (or maybe because I said something nice about Kerry Washington, IDK), so I'm being fearless here: Is the dress really THAT bad? I feel like someone else (even my fatso self) could pull this off with different styling and more attitude.

i swear to christ, i was thinking this this morning "i wish i had more opportunities to say A LIKELY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and lo and behold. so here i go.

"Break that mercenary glass ceiling, girl," staff writer Kelly Faircloth commented this morning

I prefer to think that deep down, everyone is an unemployed pro bono assassin.

First thought that came to mind.

All this reminds me of is this bird called a Sage-Grouse.

I HAVE GIFS.

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Yeah. At least listen to the first ep. You'll probably be as fascinated as the rest of the world and will keep listening. You'll at least have the benefit of not having to wait an entire stupid week for the next ep. However, as this article points out, there really is no closure, yet.

Don't be ashamed!

Well, it is just some flesh sponges wrapped in a skin tube so any decent pair of scissors should......

She really did get the shaft.

Not a lot, just the tip.

You can probably cut a dick off with just about anything, if you're patient enough.

You use "golf" as a verb and women STILL agree to have sex with you?

If they see your profile it means they are on Tinder too, which kind of equalizes the embarrassment.