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Damn, Darrell Hammond is doing a great job stumping for Hillary.

Checking myself into an intensive outpatient treatment as the best gift I ever gave myself. I hope you find peace.

Up to 3X is not incredibly size inclusive.

Your Honor, thank you for bringing back Shade Court. Do you accept case submissions? Particularly non-celebrity cases?

Jolie Kerr addressed this very problem awhile back over on Deadspin!

Fusion is overlooking Cheryl Haworth, who also won a medal (bronze) in the 2000 Olympics. She lifted in the same category as Sarah Robles does.

One of my friends subscribed me to The Limbaugh Letter as a joke. If the new owners aren’t a fan of your work, Bobby, I guarantee Rush will hire you on the spot. Just don’t tell him this is satire.

So this dude, when asked about US women to watch for in fencing, didn’t even think to mention Mariel Zagunis? She’s won 2 individual golds for the US. I mean....

Would and have. Would bang again. A+

Damn, this is good.

Okay but what if you confuse your toe chapstick for your lip chapstick and you end up rubbing your toe germs all over your lips?

If you haven’t listened to the companion podcast for the show, I highly recommend it. (Search for “The Americans: Slate TV Club Insider”) It’s an episode-by-episode (starting in season 3) discussion with the creators of the show, with rotating guests from the cast and crew. It. Is. Fascinating.

Sometimes you just need a chin-strap swim cap covered in rhinestones so that you can pretend you’re Esther Williams while you swim laps.

I 100% believe that neither Kylie nor Scott have disabled the keyboard click sounds on their iPhones.

This is correct. Never send unsolicited dick pics! You never know how many people the recipient may show your dick pic to and laugh.

I hope Trump wins the Republican nomination and makes Craig his running mate.

Fuckin’ Craig Mazin putting this in perspective for us:

Hysterectomy. Prior to that I tried the IUD to control symptoms, and I considered uterine fibroid embolization, but then I read that UFE sometimes doesn’t get rid of all the fibroids, and sometimes the fibroids will shrivel up and remain the uterus but as rotting tissue, so one of the possible side effects is a…

I would watch the shit out of that BuzzFeed video.