"Screw you, Latvia!"

What if it was actually Saruman who crashed that screening of The Desolation of Smaug?

Mud, you say?

"Oooohhhh. I think that pixie dust is starting to kick in..."

I can't tell if I just can't find the opening credits from Star Trek OST because the page is being so wonky, or if everyone was just too cool to pick it, so here it is:

Star Blazers (Space Battleship Yamato) has some pretty cool opening credits:

Season 1: The Quest for Iscandar (English dub)

"Good news, everyone! The new Planet Express Headquarters is ready for us to move in! I'll miss this old place, though..."

Richard C. Meredith:

Mansions fell flaming from the sky.