1. Get rid of your shitty artwork

Hyperbole

Well maam, you won't need this anymore.

Teenagers these days don't know what a Maybach is? It's in every other pop song. Rick Ross even calls his shit "Maybach Music". Kanye and Jay-Z, two bozos who are way way more popular than Lorde, have videos featuring them.

Anybody know what kind of car job creator/multimillionaire owner of the Cayman Islands-based Gawker Media Nick Denton has in his stables?

Trim levels for the current Adam:

Never lift.

I remember once, when I was 7 years old, that there was a box underneath our tree for Christmas. I lifted it, I shook it, felt it's weight. I was certain that it was an Atari 2600. At last... it will be mine... or so I thought.

The nose of the E Class and the tail of a shrunk S Class. or a Susuki.

Rear deck actually made me think of Suzuki, of all things:

"sent to a company to test the door seals"

Anyone have any personal experience to back this up? No? No one?

I like the Audi Q5 clamshell rear hatch.

2nd Gear: The Tesla Model S Is Out Of Juice, Literally

Your underwear is showing.

Did this stick weird other people out too? I understand it is Volvo Trucks, but still seems weird on a Nissan.

Highly relevant.

So there are three Mars explorations ongoing at the moment. What are the chances that the meet up for a party?