Because you have no idea why your Ex left?

Centimeters, inches, feet these things are confusing. Not all men passed shop you know.

And of course , all the medieval elves had regular bikini waxes.

It is ITV not iTV, not an Apple product yet :)

I went through the UK education system in the 70's, we did Sex Education when I was about 9 or 10, focusing very much on the mechanics with films that, probably, these day would get any teacher possessing them placed on the special register. For example to show the changes the body went through there was a film with…

I think that it is very thoughtful of the Italians, always signing for the deaf.

1991 - 1999

Mine as well.

I met Sean Connery when I was a kid, everything was find until he suggested I schit on he knee.

They where prepared to pay some money towards relocation, the problem was that my bank wasn't prepared to give me enough of a mortgage to be able to move, the UK has just introduced new affordability rules that look at lot more at debt and ability to pay should the interest rates suddenly increase. The offer came at…

Going through this process at the moment. Did start by making this mistake with one job, which I was offered, but ultimately had to turn it down because when we started to talk final numbers I wouldn't be able to afford to relocate.

Did you know; the only reason that motorcycles are exempt is that the camera positions make it difficult to read the motorbike's number plate.

Some people take this to the extreme

Probably just part of his community service

Went to the doctor the other week and before I could say anything she poked me in the stomach and said "Slimming World for you". As part of the fight to combat obesity in the UK I can get 12 weeks free at Slimming World for help to change my "lifestyle".

I keep looking at the gif at the top and thinking magic beef droooooool

Memory can be a tricky thing.

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She could have really large truckasaurus size hands

Yeah, you have be careful, you might get Kitchen Aids.