My wife decided we needed to tidy up and declutter, so tomorrow afternoon we have a professional declutter turning up. Once we've decluttered we can start getting tidy.

you just described my teenage years.

tackle out I presume?

If you do put it up to share with your Doctor, should the hosting be certified for HIPAA records?

When I my wife became ill I ended up sat in the room taking notes in Evernote every visit just so that we have a proper view of what was & was not happening. Also anytime I spoke with the specialists on the phone, kept copies of letters sent.

And bang goes the dynamite.

I like the late British politician Tony Benn's five questions

Has she got T Rex arms?

NayNay on the VaJayJay

From a great Asian (Indian) sketch show in the UK called Goodness Gracious Me. They had some great "reverse racism" sketches, like the one above and this one

The Scampi is pretty bland sir.

Well at least she isn't singing when she does it.

I just don't want to keep having shove in my face.

Damn, bodies aren't on the list, have run out of space under the patio. Back to the drawing board.

I thought Swede and Turnip are two different root vegetables, they certainly taste different.

Great, all I need to do is move to somewhere with blue skies. It is May and all around is heavy clouds :(

When I was looking for a car I could have factory fitted Sat Nav for £1200 or I could buy a good TomTom for £100

You then have the appeals process, which can drag on for years tying up lawyers, expert witnesses, reinvestigation & testing of evidence and keeping the defendant in the peak of physical health so he doesn't cheat the system and die before you can kill him.

Because you need to absolutely, with out doubt 96% certain that they are guilty.

So if you moved to Argentina they would be all perky again? #notadoctor