“Hey, Steve, how did the man who survived pancreatic cancer through homeopathy cross the road? Give up? In a coffin. Because he’s dead. You get it? Steve? Steve? Where are you going? I’ve got more jokes.”

This can’t be the whole story. It just doesn’t make sense. There are several trails in an area that is relatively small. She’s a physical therapist with obvious survivalist knowledge. You’d have to try to fuck it up that bad. 

It’s an old meme, but it checks out

...do you smell burning toast bud?

Lol at this article.  Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

When we were looking for pup to enjoy being outside with us in the winters, we looked into getting a Husky, but didn’t have the space. Tried to find an Alaskan Klee Kai (mini Husky?), no luck. Found this guy, runt of his litter, last to be adopted, sheds like crazy!

I like the “I’m having a severe aneurysm as I type this" closer you've got there. 

Slaves, just freed after the civil war, were not stupid. At times, they borrowed their former masters’ robes and horses and rode through the night to frighten some evil doer. Sometimes they had to kill one or two of them, but so what.

Nope. Didn’t say I was in support of the death penalty at all. I said if you are going to talk about a murderer and his rights you should at least mention his victims by name.

Tiffany Harville. Reinhard and Earnest Mabins. No matter how you feel about Ray’s execution, these are the most important names in this story. It is not just you who did not name the victims. In most articles Tiffany is relegated to “the 15 year old girl found in a corn field”and the Mabins brothers are not mentioned…

He did it, though. I feel sorry for what happened to him. I’m sad it lead to his death. But he deserved it. Fuck prison if you’re out here raping and slitting throats of little girls. Rapists, NAMBLA members, and cold blooded murderers need to get got. Fuck paying to keep him in jail, if we KNOW he did it. And we DO.

I love this take. This is my new favorite take.

I used to think Boomers at least protested Vietnam because of sound moral reasons.  Now I’m just convinced they were a bunch of fucking cowards that would have protested fighting the Nazis.

What kind of toy exactly was a busy bee? That dog seemed really nervous without it.

I vote my conscience, not the issues

She could nail that Patricia Krenwinkel tho.

I am having a really difficult time imagining a Toby Keith concert in Saudi Arabia for like, a multitude of reasons.

I’m really just waiting for Saudi Arabia to come out as gay.

Can I join in two?