Came here for the Lena Dunham ha I'mte. I am not disappointed.

They fill up with water and can be difficult to remove.

If this was a Catholic school this teacher was wrong, the girl would go to purgatory, work off her sins, then get to go to heaven. 

Fuck Jack Dorsey, Marry Death, Kill Mark Zuckerberg.

Im sitting at home right noe because my boyfriend and I were supposed to go to a friends house for thanksgiving. We got in a fight, I told him I felt he wasn’t emotionally supportive of me and he lost it. He called me a cunt and a bitch and now he’s icing me out in our studio apartment (I have no where to go) and only…

Well, this all sounds VERY homoerotic.

This concert is going to be VERY homoerotic.

Open secret in the comedy community - Garfunkel & Oates are the ladies he masturbated in front of while blocking a door at a comedy festival.

Maybe after marriage equality Ireland can work on female equality because they are ATROCIOUS at that

I totally agree with everyone who says this fight was boring & pointless & Mayweather is a POS & blah blah blah..... But...I’ll still watch the rematch. (Free & illegal online! Worked for me!)

gross

I'm going to go ahead and be unpopular opinion here, the dog seems fine. If it was bothered it would just move? Are my nieces and nephews monsters when they try to ride my 100lb dog? He just falls over & doesn't let them.

If only there had been a good guy with a gun there to shoot that baby.

People who slump like that are one of my biggest pet peeves. Did no one ever tell you to sit up straight? Do you just not give a shit? To fucking good to pull your shoulders back? It upsets me so much more than it should.

Starred for proper use of grok.

He's been charged, not convicted, so because of the whole innocent until proven guilty thing, they can't "punish" him until he's convicted.

My dog surfs with me and routinely plays with driftwood, so I'm calling bullshit.

Awesome!

I've done a little bit of everything with a strong emphasis on eventing. My best advice to give up and coming riders is too try EVERYTHING, because every different discipline has something to offer. And ride bareback all the time, it'll give you great balance.

OMG HERE IS MY BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS TATTOO LETS BE BESTIES