I salute your commitment to following instruction

Whoa, one of the Olsens is dating a man nearly twice her age. When did that happen? *skeeved out and wondering why apparently no-one else is by this*

They were bought from thrift stores I think, just to ensure A&F weren't making more money from it.

I was deeply disappointed by that too.

Nope, Chuck Testa.

'(On the upside, I didn't even know vaginas could play DVDs!)'

Shying away from the pink pound (or er...I have no idea what your slang equivalent is...the...diamante dollar?)?

I....don't know what that is.

Aww, big ol' common language comedy love-in. :D

Whoa, I finally get 'penis envy'.

Noooooo....not Coupling! I didn't even know. How COULD you?!

I love both Office versions really, they just seem like totally separate programmes. I cant help but think Ricky Gervais is so good in the UK one because he's basically playing himself though.

Actually (*shamefully) you guys get a lot of credit for most of…

I KNEW this particular brand of crazy seemed oddly familiar. I remember reading that Yelp thing back in the day. Thanks for the reminder link.

So much easier with those NON-HUMAN KIDS:

You guys always take all our stuff and mess it up - this, Skins, The Inbetweeners, Inspector SpaceTime.

You did a good job on The Office though, I'll give you that.

You (Mac)Beth-er believe it!

I'm sorry, it's late in my country...

Woo, I'm so glad The Sun is getting recognition from across the pond for being the steaming pile of misogynistic shit that it is. Thanks!

Stahp, the presses. Just STAHP

Sounds like a very noble and difficult job dealing with bitterly disappointend people all the time :(

I feel for these kids. That's some special kind of crazy though - in the UK we have 'Clearing' for people who don't get, or don't want their first or other choices - there's a central site, where all places that have opened up are advertised, and you can apply to anywhere that has places that open up. Though I am…

This is all I could think of as a coherent response to this dumbassery.