Yeah, the shopping for shorts together put it in Penthouse Forum territory for me.

Manning is a little different. He had played more than three games and was going to be the first QB taken either year - he would have been taken well Before Jim Druckenmiller was at 26 in 1997. This is an awful draft for quarterbacks and teams do dumb things when drafting quarterbacks, but would Jones be a first…

Honestly, this is why I'm inclined to think it's bullshit, or at least a highly edited version of what really went down. I could buy a family maybe looking past you boning your cousin. I do not buy that everyone from the father's girlfriend to his parents to her grandparents are just delighted in this relationship.…

Fun fact about me, my cut off for dating older dudes is that they can't have lost their virginity before I was born. JUST IN CASE.

I'm sorry, I totally believe GSA is a thing but I don't believe any of this crap. She lost me at "baby girl" and "daddy" and the general aura of ludicrousness. Y'all are some suckers and this is some bad Literotica fanfic.

I am so, in theory, supportive of incestuous relationships between consenting adults. Especially where there isn't this kind of obvious power imbalance. Siblings? Cool. And yet practically every time I hear people who have engaged in these relationships describe their situation, it sounds textbook in its creepiness.

Nah. Fucking your teenaged daughter is objectively wrong. NEXT.

Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.

I have an agenda... It's got a preppy Lily Pulitzer design.

This movie is going to crash and burn and I CAN'T WAIT!

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

Miley was named Destiny Hope when she was born. She was lucky her nickname stuck. I'd rather be Braison than Destiny.

I thought that "only another $30k to go!" sounds hella passive-aggressive for someone who just got given nearly $2k for a gift. Didn't it? It's a tacky response, to me, like trying to shame Taylor into going "Oh oops... ok... lemme just get my purse..."

People are telling you tay tay is BULLSHIT??

I was kind of along for the ride until that stupid, stupid "Gorillas" song came out. Bruno, please. Gorillas don't "make love."

Sorry an Academy Award winner didn't want to take a photo with a stranger that would inevitably be tweeted as a publicity magnet for your B-List reality show, Kenya.

I was never into Bruno Mars but I reeeeeally like this song.

Domestic violence charges dropped? Maybe we should be calling it football.

This is year is a highly competitive year.

Same. I guess maybe I should watch something other than SVU marathons.