Many sarcasm detectors seem to be broken today.

IZ GUNN' RAIN!

The Rock is so built, even his abs have pecs

This is severely lacking in Kevin Sorbo. I can just sense the lack of Sorbo and its disturbing.

Looks nothing like dragon poop. There's a big burning lava hole burned into Stormwind where the park used to be because Deathwing couldn't hold it while attacking the city.