Well...he is at least spotting things for people
Big O
Someone needs to make that as an unlock screen for my iPhone now.
I got the Jones Soda thanksgiving feast one year. Yeah....
This game sounds cool. Is it available on a platform I give a crap about?
Nice subtle boast about your KvD
That one from the good scene in IM2.
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This sound very Wisconsin/Minnesota. Growing up in the Midwest, living in Chicago and going to college in down state Illinois, I had a few friends from those states and they sounded similar. That area was settled largely by Scandinavian immigrants (Minnesota Vikings), hence it sounds Swedish or whatever, but not.
but...its not a first person shooter....